Hooked on a feeling

OK, before you click Play…

Sit down, pour yourself a glass of water, relax and get ready for a serious case of the awesomes.  It’ll have you going Oooga Chaka Oooga Chaka for the first time since the Ally McBeal days.

Wholly upright flying, child abuse via industrial fans and Multiple Hasselhoffs…
this one’s got it all!

Thanks for the laughs Lizzie!

Super Bowl Commercials

Well, this year’s Super Bowl (whoops can’t say that) Big Game commercials were, IMO, the lamest bunch ever.  There were a few mildly amusing ones, like the FedEx cavemen.  The Honda mudflap spot and the Budweiser wave featured some neat animation.  But all in all they were, much like the game itself, a snoozefest.  It seems like they really have "run out of ideas."

In any event, here you can watch all of the commercials from Super Sunday.


Did you have a favorite?  Post in the comments below.

Escapa!

Here’s a fun little time waster.

Simply click and drag the red square around, while avoiding the blue ones.

Not as easy as it looks… it gets real fast, real quick.

Can you beat my high score of 20.0 seconds?
(not so great!)

Post your time in the Comments.

Thanks for the link Cora!

Sweet Carolin… a

YUM!

I couldn’t believe my eyes in the Giant last night.  As I was scanning the snack aisle, something looked different.  In the Utz section, there was the typical red (plain), yellow (BBQ), etc.  But among the usual suspects was a new color.  Not actually new, but one that I hadn’t seen grace the shelves in years… Carolina Blue.

Yes, Virginia, Utz Carolina BBQ chips are in stock!

Perhaps taquitos.net put it best when they wrote "Sharp vinegar taste at first, followed by a subtle BBQ aftertaste. Nice crunch."  Well said.

This lady says it was worth her trip to Washington and $18,000 for her IVF.

Simply put, they’re that good.  Try a bag of these crazy delicious chips the next time you’re grocery shopping.

One more week

Well, it turns out our little one’s lungs aren’t quite ready yet, so the doctors want to let her cook for a little while longer.

New estimated D.O.B.: 01/31/06


Chuck Norris Facts

Some of you may know a little about Chuck Norris.  Others, nothing at all.

Well, here’s your chance to learn every ridiculous made-up fact you need to know about the Walker, Texas Ranger star.

For example:

  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
  • 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most
    problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal
    deaths.
  • Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg
    uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how
    quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

LMFAO!!

This is easily the funniest thing I’ve read in years.  I was spitting my lunch up at work reading the list out loud!

For the entire list (there are hundreds), visit ChuckNorrisFacts.com.  Pages 2 and 3 are a bit weak… looks like a lot of user-contributed jokes from forums, but still contain a few gems.

Post your favorites in the Comments section below