Conan Rocks

In case you missed last night’s Emmys, you missed one of the funniest award show intros EVAR.  ConeBone69!!  Bwahaha!!

Borat the Movie

Speaking of Borat… the Borat Movie is coming out in November.  And it looks to be the cinematic event of 2006!

Have a look at the official trailer, and you’ll see why:

"Is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?" LMAO

I’m assembling a gaggle of Borat fans together to see this in November.  You want in?  Drop me a line…

A night at the movies

Do you enjoy movies?  Like watching movies, especially old movies at home?  All nestled in your house, lights turned down, huddled in front of the warm glow of… your monitor?

Well, get out your microwave popcorn, because here is a substantial collection of free movies available for viewing any time, most right in your browser window.

The majority of these are movies that are free mainly because they’re so old, they’ve fallen out of copyright and can’t get up into the public domain.  But there are some recent flicks, especially documentaries, available — like Fahrenheit 9/11.  Heck, there are even cartoons, concerts and stand-up comedy shows… all free for the consumption.

Next time you’re at your desk during lunch, you’re sure to find something here to pass the time.  They even have "Best of Borat"!  Yekshamesh!

Honeymoon in Hawaii

It was just about this time last year when we took our honeymoon in Hawai’i.  There is nothing quite like it, everyone should go there once in their life, if given the chance.  And… once is likely enough.  In two weeks, we pretty much saw it all.

Here’s a video of our trip I put together:

But I do not want spam

Up until a few months ago, my GMail box was spam-free, thanks to careful distribution.  However, it started creeping in, thanks to the dotted address scam (which they won’t own up to).

And now, for the past few weeks, I’m seeing 15-20 a day… HALF of which are in my Inbox (not even filtered!) To which I proclaim…

Google, fix your GD SPAM FILTERS!

Quotes on Atheism

UPDATE: helps if I actually put the link in!  DOH!
Here is a great collection of quotes – ranging from the profound to silly to sublime – on atheism.

Some of my favorites:

  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
    — Emo Philips
  • And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence
    — Bertrand Russell
  • You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend
    — Richard Jeni
  • I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them
    — Galileo
  • Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessities
    — Sigmund Freud

Some great stuff here.  You can rate each quote using the thumbs up / thumbs down buttons as well.