North Penn Relay events

Don’t forget: tonight is the Relay for Life fundraiser at the Wendy’s on Allentown & Forty Foot Roads.
Just show up between 5pm & 8pm — 20% of sales are donated to the Relay!

To keep abreast of upcoming Relay events, subscribe to my NP Relay Google Calendar.

In Google Calendar, simply expand the left hand "Calendars" pane and do a search for North Penn Relay.  It should be the first one that comes up.


Bush in Hell

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don’t know what to do here," says the Devil. "You’re on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got 3 people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded like a pretty good deal, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and don’t think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared. "No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief, thought about it for a while and finally said to the Devil, "Yeah, I could handle this."

The Devil smiled and said…
"Monica, you’re free to go!"

Thanks, Mom!

The real Idol beatboxer

Blake is looking more and more Idolish every week…

But there was a guy kid who auditioned for Australian Idol who simply beatboxes him right off the stage.

Too bad he never made it past the first audition, having been reminded the show was a singing competition!  LMAO

What is the deal with airline peanuts?!

Many of these quips are still funny: 30 funniest Jerry Seinfeld quotes.

A few favorites:

  • Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a "built"?

  • People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

  • Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Ze it Ain’t So!

Has Ze Frank recorded his last video blog?

Anyone know more?

UPDATE: Seems like he set a goal to do this for exactly one year, and has stuck to it.
But isn’t that so predictable?  Isn’t that what everyone would expect him to do?  I expected a curveball.