The Onion has been a little stale as of late, but they struck gold with this headline:
Black Man Asks Nation for Change
“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change.
His Onion profile page lists him as “Pro-hopes, also supports dreams” LOL
Agreed on the headline. It made me LOL, which is rare. Or, maybe it was the cold medicine. Thanks for the candidate-profile link, too. They’re hilarious… even if some of the blurbs are accurate!